ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS A V IMPORTANT PHOTO OF JOE BIDEN LOOKING LIKE AN EAGLE
So majestic
you’re able to converse with our closest cousin and you tell it that one day its going to die
well done scientists
well done
And The Onion wins another one.
Remember, there’s a third party; you don’t have to vote for Mirack Obamney.
UGH NO. NO NO NO NO NO, AND FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DON’T VOTE OUT OF PROTEST. YOU’RE NOT EDGY.
Their foreign and domestic policies are SO different. Aww, not voting because you don’t like either candidate and you think they’re both the same? THEY’RE. NOT. THE SAME. AT ALL. Neither is perfect, but for Christ’s sake, don’t piss your rights away. Don’t piss everyone’s rights away.
This is an election that will shape our politics for decades because of potentially three Supreme Court nominations. You think that’s nothing? No, Justices get lifelong tenure, so we will have decades of one domestic policy or another. Don’t let the man who would make abortion and birth control illegal for DECADES. GENERATIONS. Don’t send us backwards!
Yes, I agree the system sucks. We should have more political diversity, but a presidential election is not the time to change it. Change it bottom-up, not top-down! Local elections, state elections—not presidential ones. Either Romney or Obama is winning—that’s a fact. Third parties don’t stand a chance. A third party vote or not voting is practically a vote for Romney.
Who would be a disaster for everything.
So vote.
Can we talk for a minute about how third party voting put GWBush in office?
Y’all eager for more of that crap?
Sacrilege in Helvetica Bold.
This… makes baby Jesus cry. Loudly. Repeatedly.
Friends don’t let friends kern like this!
….AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
this is my new tattoo i got done at peek-a-boo tattoo in portland maine. the artist was sam and he made sure i was comfortable, i’m in love with it!
Fandom: Batman
“”Now get down, or I will batarang you in the dick!” growled Batman.
“No, no I will not!” hissed the Scarecrow, throwing his hand out at the Bat, “When I am done with thou, you will-“
“Thou? When were you a knight?” mocked Batman with a smirk, “What are you? Sir Suck filled with Hay? If so, then I am the Duke of Bats! And I decree your face shall be executed!” Batman leapt up like a tenacious jaguar, his cape flying as he sent his fist forward to beat the living crap of his scary foe. Scarecrow simply held out his hand and a mist of pale gas sprayed from his wrists and onto the face of the Bat, as he fell to the mud and coughed loudly with much phlegm in his throat.
“You are the dragon, Batman,” hissed the Scarecrow, “And I am the Dovahkiin. Fus Ro Dah, motherfucker.”“
My plan from hereon in is to employ the phrase “or I will batarang you in the dick” as often as humanly possible.
